Meet the Robinsons 2007 DVD Opening Gone Wrong! (Trollpasta)

NOTE: This is for The Formidable Robot to read.

I really laugh every day. It's still in my mind, but I can't stop laughing! Here's a story of how I got encountered to a secret DVD opening from Disney.

I was watching my favorite Disney movie "Meet the Robinsons" on Disney+. It was one of the bestest Disney films so far.

However, my iPhone buzzed, and I got a notification which is from Disney.

Disney's email read this:

"Hello there, Meet the Robinsons fan, we are going to send you a DVD of Meet the Robinsons in your house. If you like it, we will make sure you have a good time." Kind regards - Disney.

I was surprised, I'm sure it wasn't a creepy DVD of this film.

After 2 days passed, I then walked out by myself outside, and I grabbed a package from the mail.

It was in the shape of a DVD.

I then opened it, and it was a Meet the Robinsons DVD.

The DVD cover was normal, except for the back cover. It had the text drew in permanent marker saying "The Funniest Edition! The Future Awaits of You!".

I just snickered a bit, before getting a hold of myself.

I opened the DVD case, and when I opened it, the disc has no caption, but it had the film's logo and the whole disc has Lewis (the titular protagonist of this film), screaming while Wilbur dropped in front of him on an invisible glass panel.

I just chuckled. I then put the disc in the DVD player, to start watching it.

The DVD opened with the "Walt Disney Home Entertainment" logo, but it suddenly cut off.

I was confused.

"Why did it cut off?" I asked to myself. "Is it a pirated DVD from China or something?".

Just then, it showed the Disney's Fast Play logo, but it's way off.

When Tinker Bell turns Disney DVD into Disney's Fast Play, it suddenly cut to Marty from Madagascar saying "butt" from the line "Excuse me, you're biting my butt!".

It then cut back to the logo, but it says, "Disney's Butt Play".

The narrator (Tom Kane) says "This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's Butt Fast Play!"

The fairy flew away and it showed the full view of the Disney's Butt Play logo.

And Tom Kane began turning into a fast talker!

He was talking so fast that I had to laugh so hard.

"What a good spoof!" I relaxed out loud.

He continued talking so fast that English of him began turning into disgruntled Spanish.

The options below the logo even say "ButtPlay" and "Main Menu".

I even laughed so hard.

The ident then ended. You know how nostalgic vibes beat through my heart.

When it already ended, I can also see two Butt words when the "All Audiences" green screen appeared.

Just then, it showed the Enchanted trailer, but it's messed up easily.

It showed the Walt Disney Pictures 2006 logo. The camera zoomed into the castle with a particle going inside it, but it was fast.

Just then, it cut to Terry Crews raising a baby version of him in his room from an Old Spice commercial while saying "SUUUUUUUU-" before it cut to the Lion King movie poster while the Nostalgia Critic says "King."

Also just then, it showed some teenage girl with white hair turning into a swan with magic.

What kind of DVD is this? Why do I love it?

"Constersun?" the girl said, with caning conster.

Just then, it cut to a footage from Shrek the Third.

It zoomed into the baby's face mixed with Donkey's hair and body saying "DADA!", but it was mute.

Just then, the baby started to talk.

"wee boy weetis fick you bwing you halfwe?" the baby said in spinge's voice.

Also just then, it cut to the walrus screaming in about a short nanosecond.

It cut back to the trailer before the princess was singing to her husband.

It then cut to an orange and yellow gradient background while Patrick Warburton (who played Wolf W. Wolf from Hoodwinked and Ken from Bee Movie) started shouting "YO MAMA!".

It then cut to the title of Enchanted, but it says "GLOOMIN' GOOD ENCHANTED NIGHT!!!"

I laughed out loud, thinking the DVD was just stupidly hypocritical.

The music played, but it resembled of "Right Where I'm Supposed to Be" by Avril Lavigne and Luis Fonsi.

It also cut to the prince getting hit by the bike.

The trailer then ended with the word "Fin" on it, which means it's French for "the end".

"This is JUST like Coco from 2017, how could you?" I said shirkingly and ruiningly at the same time.

Jokingly sure, this trailer better be ridiculous by now.

The trailer ended for real.

It then showed the Disney Movie Rewards promo, but it's way off.

It then got fast, and got into a bunch of random parts of the promo.

I laughed out loud so hard, I had to burst out of a giggle fit and a colonoscopy. When the promo ended, it cut to Lewis from Meet the Robinsons screaming out loud, before Wilbur makes a time machine rocket appear.

I laughed so hard, I even cried and laughed at the same time watching this.

"WHAT THE POOP AM I WATCHING?!?" I asked and shrieked happily at the same time.

The promo really ended.

I was in utter surprise. The Ratatouille trailer started.

It began with the G-rated green MPAA rating screen. Then, it suddenly cut off, and there are no Disney and Pixar logos in this trailer.

The trailer was fast than I thought it would be.

Suddenly, when the camera moved to Remy and Linguini, shocked, the trailer then slew down.

They were being silent this entire time. The silence lasted in about 4 seconds.

Linguini gasped. The Corn Pickles anthem played fast like 1 second, while Remy dropped a tiny part of the recipe that Linguini is making.

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!" a chef screamed brutally, seeing the rat in the restaurant.

The people ran fast like Black Friday, to stop the rat.

Until someone speaks gibberish fast to Linguini.

Also, until, it suddenly...

...CUT TO AN ANGRY WOMAN STEALING FLIPBOMBS AT A GAS STATION STORE THROUGH SOMEONE'S SORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Until, it cut to a man saying "Spicklerummi".

I was so happy and angry at the same time, overruining this beat.

The Corn Pickles anthem played again fast for 1 second, until it cut to my buddy Spinge wiggling his corn pickle.

It then showed the film's title. Just then, it got interrupted by a guy getting hit by a car, while riding his bike.

And the trailer ended with the motto "A comedy with great taste". But, once it ended, it showed a guy throwing an empty KFC bucket to a basketball hoop, landing safely.

Just then, it showed the slogan saying "Can You Finish This Preview Without Laughing?"

I shrugged. The Santa Clause 3 preview began, but way more funnier.

It showed the Walt Disney Pictures logo in green and white.

"Once upon a time, there was a fairy..." The narrator said.

There was a sound of a woman moaning in pain, possibly her legs broke off-screen.

"Why would they get this on a trailer?" I asked myself.

Butts again, it showed, Jack Frost and Santa Claus.

"It sacrifices." Santa said in a woman's voice.

After Santa said that, a sign crumbles apart, and it showed Santa's sleigh flying with his reindeers.

It showed a sign which is named "SANTA", and it showed the "Walt Disney Pictures Presents" logo.

Just then, it showed the SC3: The Escape Clause logo.

Also just then, it showed a text box saying, "Coming Soon to Disney DVD and Disney Blu-ray Disc" and the website URL says "SantaClause3DVD.com".

The trailer then ended.

It showed a sassy woman eating a cupcake, surprised. Then, the deep note of a THX spoof called "BYX" from the "Back at the Barnyard" series played.

It then cut to Lewis screaming from said Meet the Robinsons scene, but in the Spanish dub.

"SCREAM FIRE IT UP!" I shouted in the force of a raging bull happily.

Just then, it showed the Disney DVD logo from 2005.

But some sounds are actually mute of this logo.

And when Tinker Bell shows up, it suddenly cut to red stars flying with blue trails from the ending credits footage of Madagascar, but the people's screams of the Deep Note can be heard as excerpted from the 2007 THX and Monster House trailer that my Australian buddy Rohan Hordern encountered. I could also hear a sound of glass breaking when that happened.

After 5 seconds, the screen was empty to a black screen.

I was scared.

There was silence for 10 seconds, until...

...the Lion King song "Nants' Ingonyama" played in a demonic filter.

When the beginning part played, I screamed like Tim Templeton from the Boss Baby: Back in Business, where said character has pushed and blown away from the sound waves and the crying babies. The episode for that scream was called "Par Avion".

The reason why I was screaming was because Lebo M. is singing the song's beginning part. After the part of said song was over, I could see two red eyes in the dark. I had a feeling that there was going to be an inhuman face popping out and scaring me to death, but there is.

First, these eyes zoomed in. I was shivering very hard.

Secondly, these eyes were revealed to be Annoying Orange in his Pennywise form.

I braced myself for a jumpscare, and apparently, there was.

The evil orange then ran in front of me roaring and laughing evilly at me at the same time, which was a jumpscare.

The jumpscare scared me, I fell from my bed.

But when the jumpscare is over, it showed a footage of Wilbur and Lewis screaming when the time machine rocket is going to be crash-landing.

And when the rocket crashed, it cut to black. All I could hear was the sound of a car crashing.

I was in utter disbelief.

When the sound of a car crashing ended, it showed the copyright disclaimer from Disney and the 20th Century Fox FBI anti-piracy warning screen (but it was in the Disney version).

Once the warnings ended, it showed the Walt Disney Pictures logo from 2006. Not only that, it was going fast.

"The crap?" I said in Spinge's voice.

Once the logo ended, there was no Walt Disney Animation Studios logo.

It then cut to static, revealing Max Goof from An Extremely Goofy Movie.

Suddenly, once it cut to said character, a song was heard. It was called "A Place for My Head" by Linkin Park.

However, there was someone (not the late Chester Bennington) singing a sample of said song.

"You try to take the best of me, go away you, try to take the best of me, go away you, try to take the best of me, go away you, try to take the best of me... ...GO AWAY YOU!"

Just then, when the song ended, the camera zoomed out of Max.

Max was screaming while the camera zoomed out.

It then showed random shots of the THX Tex 2: Moo Can trailer, until it cut to Lewis screaming again.

The DVD opening then ended.

I was laughing pretty hard. I then took it out of the DVD player and put it back in its case.

I also told my mom to start watching the footage I watched. My mom laughed pretty hard, and we put it on the shelf.

I was laughing pretty hard for about two weeks.

I then emailed Disney and Stephen J. Anderson (the director of Meet the Robinsons) the next day, and they told me that I had such a great time of my life.

It was on my mind forever.

If you find a DVD somewhere like this, you should watch it. It's really funny.