Tex Vs Blossom

I can’t stop laughing, I couldn’t. I’ve watched it for four weeks straight and I still cry with laughter.

It was the start of Summer in my area. I was looking on Instagram as usual. However, I got a message from one of my followers (I want mention her name, but her initials are J.P.).

Her message said, “hey, can I call you for a bit?”.

I replied with a “yes”, and we started the call.

When we began the call, my follower just smirked slowly at me, until she began to burst into a giggle fit.

I was confused by why she was laughing, I asked her what was so funny, but she continued giggling until her laughter began to get louder.

She laughed at the loudest she got she had tears running down her face as she burst into laughter.

She finally spoke, but was still laughing.

“I found this download link on a thread website; you should check it out!” My follower said, as she continued crying with laughter.

As I was about to end the call, she said, “oh, one more thing…”

I listened to her carefully, and there was an awkward silence for about five seconds until…

“SEXY TEXY!!” my follower said before roaring with laughter again.

She then ended the call, and I snickered quietly for a bit.

J.P. gave me the link to the file and I opened it up.

The file was a THX/Powerpuff Girls parody.

It was entitled “Blossom + Tex = Blow Raspberry

I was baffled at a name like that, but I knew this was gonna be funny because I found that part from the Powerpuff Girls Movie to be funny when I was little.

The video file started and there was no disclaimer unlike the horror-themed THX trailers I encountered.

It started with the THX logo in the same position as in the Moo Can trailer.

Just then, a familiar voice was heard saying, “Ride like the wind, robot boy!”

Just then, in came two characters; Tex, the company’s robot, and Woody, the cowboy doll from the Toy Story films.

Woody was on Tex’s back, riding him like a horse.

Tex was flying around like crazy, screaming like crazy in a comical.

“GET OFF ME, YOU STUPID DOLL!” Tex shouted!

“We’re almost at our stop!” Woody said.

Just then, it showed Tex’s point-of-view, looking around. Not long after, he heard metal creaking, not long before he came face-to-face with an incoming bucket, heading towards him.

“Uh-oh…” Tex whimpered, in a high-pitch, small and kid-like voice.

Woody jumped off of Tex’s back and the bucket flew right into Tex’s crotch.

Tex howled in pain as the bucket was in his “nutbolts”. As he screamed, his cap flew off of his head, revealing cartoony eyes which were blue and we opened his mouth widely to extend his tongue out.

He then proceeded to blow a raspberry in pain as oil spat out of it, as a substitute for saliva.

Tex’s cap landed back on his head, and he landed onto the ground painfully, holding his injured crotch.

He began to cry comedically in a cartoony way. He began to shed a lot of oily tears rather than the watery tears that humans cry.

Just then, I heard a voice saying, “hey, when do robots blow raspberries?”

Tex got up all better to look around where that voice came from.

Until, an artificial, fingerless and large-eyed girl flew into the shot. She had orange hair, pink eyes, a pink dress with a black belt, white tights, black mary janes and a dark red bow on her head. It was Blossom from the Powerpuff Girls.

“Who are you?” asked Tex.

“My name is Blossom; the leader of the Powerpuff Girls.” Said Blossom, introducing herself.

“Nice to meet you.” Tex said.

“Wanna play a game?” Asked the redhead.

Tex was interested in playing a game like this. “What is it?”

Blossom then tapped Tex on the arm before ascending backwards. “Tag. You’re it.” Blossom said, before blowing a raspberry at him in the same background as seen in the movie, as Buttercup watched from the sky.

Tex was baffled, before he angrily glared after her, determined to win this game. Tex then flew out of the shot at high velocity.

He flew around all of Townsville, destroying everything that got in his way, trying to catch Blossom.

“I’m gonna getcha, possum! Prepare to die by the Sexiest Texiest of all Dexiest!” Tex shouted, making Blossom notice him.

However, Tex realized he was heading straight to a 100 ft dry wall. He braced for impact before crashing flat into the wall.

“Oooh…. Sexy Texy has hit the dust…” He moaned as he slid down slowly.

Blossom flew into the shot before touching him again saying, “Tag. You’re it.” Before flying off and blowing a raspberry at him.

Tex became angry.

“I’m gonna kill that girl!” He shouted.

Once again, Tex flew around Townsville to find Blossom, before finding a location with a tunnel that read “Subway West”.

Tex slowly descended to the ground to search for her. He entered the tunnel to find her.

Just then, Tex heard a female voice yelling “Yee-hah!”.

“Who’s there?” Tex asked.

Just then, an image of Jessie from Toy Story 2 sticking out her tongue came sliding in towards Tex.

“you’re not possum or whatever her name is.” Tex said.

Jessie continued sticking out her tongue before she ascended out of the tunnel as Tex followed her.

Jessie went up the stairs before saying “Tag. You’re it.” As she made contact with Tex, ascended into the air slowly and backwards.

It cut to a shot with Jessie blowing a raspberry similar to Blossom, making that same raspberry noise Blossom made, as Woody can be seen watching far from the distance in the place of Buttercup.

Tex began to fume more. His face turned into a shade of bright red as steam came out of his robotic ears.

“I’M GONNA KILL THAT COWGIRL AND THAT RED-HAIRED GIRL!!”

Just then, a sound of Blossom blowing a raspberry echoed through the tunnel. Tex then followed the sound through the tunnel.

Just then, a subway train came hauling through the tunnel.

Tex was shocked that he was about to get hit and the subway ultimately hit him.

Tex screamed as he got pushed by the train before he got sprung off and hit every sign and billboard in Townsville like a pinball before landing on the sign reading “Subway West” on his groin.

Tex screamed in pain once again before blowing a long raspberry similar to Blossom’s, but robotic and reverbed.

This was Tex’s third and final try to tag Blossom.

Tex waited near the subway west tunnel. Just then, he saw a pink beam trailing behind him.

Tex then lunged onto Blossom to tag her and he succeeded.

“Tag. You’re it.” Tex said, as he turned on his jetpack to fly off.

“HEY!” Blossom yelled!

This caught Tex’s attention right before he was about to fly out of the spot.

“You cheated!” Blossom argued.

“How did I cheat?!” Tex asked angrily.

“You’re supposed to just tap me on the body, not lunge on me!” Blossom berated.

“When was that a rule?!” Tex asked.

Blossom then smirked sassily. “Buttercup, Bubbles, teach this robot a lesson.”

Buttercup flew into the shot towards Tex. The latter grinned widely in a cartoony way, chuckling three times until…

CLANG!

Buttercup punched Tex in the teeth, knocking them all out.

Tex began to moan and lisp, but he can’t talk very well as he lost his robotic teeth.

“I’m sorry, what? I can’t hear you.” Buttercup mocked before chuckling with amusement.

Just then, Bubbles came flying from behind Tex and punched him in the head so hard causing his head to rotate 360 degrees rapidly and very fast.

Tex screamed as his head spun around multiple times before Buttercup kicked him in the groin.

Tex howled in pain louder than the first scream as his cap flew off his head for a bit, exposing his cartoony eyes again as they sprung out in Scooby Doo-fashion.

Blossom then hovered towards Tex grinning cutely and said, “why do you think you’re sexy? Is it because your name rhymes with that word? Well, you’re just a goofy-looking robot who doesn’t have enough intelligence to capture us girls, but to fix your logo. So, farewell, so-called Sexy Texy.”

Blossom then slotted a grenade through Tex’s mouth.

“It’s gonna blow!” Bubbles yelled as she and Buttercup flew out of the shot laughing wildly.

Blossom then tagged Tex for one more time saying, “Tag. You’re it.”

Tex remained motionless for four seconds, until he started to go haywire; he blew a long raspberry, exposing his robotic-tongue, oil came gushing out of his ears, nose and belly button as smoke came out through his mouth.

Just then it cut to a shot of Townsville, until…

BOOM!!!

There was a explosion. It didn’t destroy the entirety of Townsville, but it destroyed the “Subway West” section as seen in the PPG Movie.

The area was now formed in the shape of the THX logo.

The deep note raised. However, the deep note was a mixture of raspberries, notably Blossom’s.

The deep note went on and I began laughing at the sight of it.

I began laughing rather loudly as my emotions got higher.

Just then, Blossom popped up from the bottom, sticking out her tongue.

She retracted her tongue back into her mouth and opened up her eyes and said, “hello, Powerpuff Girls fans. Blossom the Possum has done it. She has defeated the evil Texy, A.K.A Sexy Texy or should I say; Sexiest Texiest robot alive. If you’re having any harmless fears, Blossy is gonna make you feel better with her trademark raspberry noise. So long.”

Blossom winked to the audience as she finished monologuing. However, she said and did something else.

“Oh, and one more thing and as always…” Blossom then touched the camera.

“Tag. You’re it.” Blossom then ascended out of the shot, and it cut to a shot of Blossom flying out of the ruined area and blew a raspberry, but longer than the movie’s raspberry until she was nowhere to be seen.

Blossom then exited the shot. And on the screen, there was a caption that said, “The Audience is Raspberrying”.

And there was a small copyright notice with the year 2007. Just when I thought the video was over, Blossom’s face appeared on the screen, she was sticking out her tongue and her eyes were closed and in the background was a slowed down version of her raspberry sound and the video ended for real.

I was highly amused. I snickered for a bit, before chuckling and finally laughing out loud. I cried multiple tears out of my eyes as I laughed really hard.

I texted my follower telling her I watched the video, and she replied with a “lol”.

She sent me another message saying, “I wanted to show you this since you love that scene from the Powerpuff Girls Movie a lot. I didn’t expect to see this. Lmao”.

I continued laughing and I didn’t stop for about four weeks.

I kept the file on my laptop because I can always watch it when I’m bored.

Remember the golden rule; Tag. You’re it.