An Inanimate Insanity Funnypasta

Disclaimer
This story is a funnypasta and is not meant to be taken seriously. Anyways I hope you enjoy it, but if you don't that's fine. Also, it was copy-pasted from Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki, so sit back and relax!

The Story
Hello, I'm just a guy who lives in a pineapple under the sea. No, I'm not SpongeBob. I'm just another guy who happens to live in a pineapple under the sea. Anyways, this was one of the most awesome experiences of my life, and THIS WAS TOTALLY NOT FUCKING FAKE!

So I got a DVD in the mail and it said "do not watch this" written in sharpie with Baseball, OJ, Fan, and Knife, all poorly drawn in sharpie below. I'm an Inanimate Insanity fan so I decided I would put this suspicious DVD in my computer because I desperately needed to watch this.

The DVD menu was a poorly-drawn picture of emo Baseball and emo Lightbulb, and the only option was "play" which was in comic sans. I pressed play and the episode started with the intro, except it was playing “Suck My Motherfucking Dick” by DJ Valentino instead of “Aces High”. It then showed an outside view of Hotel OJ.

Then it cut to inside Hotel OJ. THE ANIMATION WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUSLY BAD IT LOOKED LIKE AN AMATEUR NEWGROUNDS FLASH FROM THE EARLY 2000s. All of the Inanimate Insanity contestants were GETTING DRUNK AND/OR HIGH AND DANCING TO AN EARRAPE INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF SEXTING BY BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR while a bunch of bright colors were flashing and hurting my eyes.

I was glad it was an instrumental because I fucking hate Dahvie Vanity. Then it showed Trophy GETTING IT ON WITH SALT AND PEPPER WHILE A PORNO WAS PLAYING ON A NEARBY TV.

It then cut to MePhone 4 GETTING HIGH ON POT COOKIES with Toilet JACKING OFF NEARBY. How the fuck can he jack off without limbs? That's probably one of the top 10 questions that scientists can't answer.

Then it showed Lightbulb GETTING DRUNK ON VODKA (CYKA BLAT) AND SAYING “OMGA PAINTY, I’M SO *hic* TIPSY RIGHT NOW!!! *burp*” and then Paintbrush, who was GETTING HIGH ON SHROOMS, replied saying “LET’S FUCK!!” and then it showed them banging each other in a corner.

It then cut to OJ AND PAPER HAVING HARDCORE GAY OBJECT SEX IN A ROOM. “OH YEAH OJ YOUR DICK FEELS SUPER GOOD!!!” PAPER LOUDLY MOANED.

then it showed FAN DOING THE DEFAULT DANCE 27 TIMES TO PENIS MUSIC AND THE BACKGROUND WAS JUST A BUNCH OF SCREENSHOTS OF WEIRD FACES FROM SEVERAL OBJECT SHOWS.

And then it showed II Taco breaking into Hotel OJ with a taser in her hand. For some reason Firey, Leafy, Bubble, Coiny, Pin, Pencil, David, Match, Ruby, Book, Four, X, Two and Ice Cube, who were visiting Hotel OJ for some reason, saw her and gave her the middle finger. Taco then shouted “FUCK THIS I’M FABULOUS” AND INEXPLICABLY STARTED FLYING TO THE TOP FLOOR OF HOTEL OJ, CLIPPING THROUGH EVERY CEILING.

THEN IT SHOWED SOAP AND MIC SCISSORING EACH OTHER AND IT WAS SO HOT I’M SERIOUS IT WAS SO HOT.

THEN THE SPOILED LEMON MEMBERS WERE IN SOME APPARTMENT ROOM DOING NOTHING (except Mangosteen was playing Among Us as the impostor) AND SAW A MONITOR OF WHAT HAPPENED SECONDS BACK WITH SOAP AND MIC. STARFRUIT GROANED IN DISGUST AND LOOKED AWAY, TOMATP SLOWLY PUT DOWN HIS SHADES IN SHOCK, GUAVA STARTED TO JACK OFF AND CUM EVERYWHERE, LEMON THREW UP ON PINEAPPLE WHO THREW UP TOO AND MANGOSTEEN IGNORED IT AND KEPT PLAYING HENRY STICKMI- I MEAN AMONG US WHOOPS.

IT THEN CUT TO THE INANIMATE INSANITY CONTESTANTS DOING FORTNITE DANCES TO AN EARRAPE VERSION OF MY SHOOTER BY GROOVE CUTTER IN A PAPERKING99-STYLED TRIPPY BACKGROUND.

BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE END OF THE EPISODE, A WEIRD CREATURE WITH A HUMAN FACE BIT MY DICK OFF AND I DIED. NOW I’M IN HELLVEN (a mix of heaven and hell) WRITING THIS. THE END.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IF YOU SEE THIS DVD DON’T WATCH IT OR ELSE A WEIRD CREATURE WITH A HUMAN FACE WILL BITE YOUR DICK OFF AND YOU WILL DIE. IDK WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF HAVE A VAGINA INSTEAD OF A DICK AND YOU DECIDE TO WATCH THIS DVD.