Tex and Zurg 2

Created By Hewkii, TailsDoller2 and Devonte.

A fanmade sequel of Rohan Hordern's Tex and Zurg

What the fuck?

Why did THX and Pixar made this sequel?

I was playing Toy Story The Video Game when my mom opened the door of my room and brought me a-

Oh fuck.

Another fucking Tex and Zurg DVD.

"MUM!" I SCREAMED. "WHY THE FUCK YOU BROUGHT ME ANOTHER TEX AND ZURG FILM!? I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING SOLD IT!" I yelled.

My mum didn't even fucking answer.

I just took the dvd and put it in my DVD player.

The DVD opened with the “Walt Disney Home Entertainment” logo, but someone shitting and moaning, Probably sure it was Joaquin Phoenix and the background was white instead of showing the sky.

Wh- wh- What? What the FUCK?!

The menu then appeared.

The menu design was so FUCKING horrible, It was so bad that It looked like a 6-year-old made it.

And the menu just showed the word "Play", but the letter "a" was replaced by ä.

I pressed play, which I regret it.

The trailer started with Tex and Zurg playing a PS5 game called "Cars 42069" as they ate some Chips Ahoy.

What the HELL? THX didn't even have the rights to Sony!

"I'm so glad we defeated Woody, Lightyear, and the others, Zurg." Tex said.

"Yes, Tex. They were defeated thanks to THESE!" Zurg said as he pulled a bunch of knifes and guns, all bloodied.

"Hey, do you ever think about "karma"?" asked Tex.

"What do you mean? You think we are really gonna PAY for what we did? Good one, my friend!" Zurg said, laughing.

"I'm serious, Zurg." said Tex.

"You don't have to worry about it. Let's watch some TV to have a break from the gaming." said Zurg.

"Yeah, I was just too nervous" said Tex, more calmed.

They were binging channels when one of those cringe Chips Ahoy ads showed up, specifically the Imposter ad.

But something went completely different on the ad. Instead of the cookie saying "Wait, don't skip", he looked at Tex and Zurg and said "I live inside your walls, sinners" in a not-comical voice.

Tex suddenly turned off the TV and started heavily hyperventilating, as he threw away the Chips Ahoy.

"Buddy, calm down!" Zurg said.

"I cant! Someone knows what we did!" Tex said.

"And? We'll kill that person!" said Zurg.

Suddenly, the phone rang, and Zurg picked it up.

"If I were you I would get rid of your Chips Ahoy" said a unknown voice.

"Wait how did you-" before Zurg could finish his sentence, several Chips Ahoy from those ads came outside the packs Tex and Zurg were eating.

Zurg just stomp them as Tex swinged his chainsaw at them, but they kept regenerating.

"We have to get out of here!" said Zurg.

They went out of the place, which was the Tex Hideout.

They decided to go to the Jimmy Neutron universe and go undercover until they managed to figure out what was happening.

"We have to walk around here undetected. Who knows, our enemy or enemies may be here" said Tex.

"Dammit, if we had arrived at night we would have gotten lucky" complained Zurg.

They were walking around untill they found a house, specifically Professor Finbarr Calamitous's house.

"How about we stay in here? We can murder the people living here" said Tex

"But what if visitors come here?" Zurg said.

"True, true. Man, I don't know what the fuck we should do. My base has been invaded by living chocolate chip cookies..." said Tex, upset.

Suddenly, Finbarr came out of his house, and spotted them.

"Oh, what do we have here...?" he said, looking at them.

"Oh shit, we have been found ou- wait, are you a doctor?" said Tex.

"No, I'm a scientist. And you are?" Finbarr asked.

The robot and the toy presented themselves and told their issue.

"Come inside" said Finbarr.

They got inside the home and Finbarr guided them to his lab.

"Can you show me your shoe?" asked Finbarr to Zurg.

"Sure..." said Zurg.

He showed it to Finbarr, and it still had crumbs from the cookies he stomped on.

"Let me analyze them. Perhaps we can detect where they come from. By the way... Tex, right? You said you could travel to other universes. Perhaps we could modify your mechanism so you can travel to more universes or a universe where someone has the same DNA as these cookies" said Finbarr.

"Sounds good to me" said Tex.

"Great, let's get onto it!" exclaimed Finbarr.

They were helping eachother when someone rung the bell.

"Oh, stay here, I'll come soon" he said, as he went to attend whoever was calling.

When he opened the door, a weird-looking Tails Doll appeared. Half of his face was grey, as well as his hands and cat-ears, and he had an spanish accent.

"Good morning, resident. My name is Tails Doller. Have you seen those two?" he asked, as he showed a picture with Zurg and Tex on it.

"Hmmm, did they mentioned they had friends?" Finbarr tought to himself.

"Something's the matter, sir?" TD asked.

"Nothing, it just weirds me out that you are going through the town asking for them. Have you even saw them?" asked Finbarr.

"Hmm... when did I even said they were together?" TD asked, suspecting Finbarr.

"I mean, you asked for both of them so..." Finbarr replied, trying to not sound incriminating.

"Ok, could I have a peek inside?" asked TD.

"Sorry, but I don't feel comfortable when strangers get in my house" said Finbarr.

"Don't worry, I'm gonna just look around." said TD.

"You know what? Alright, I think we can work together on whatever is bugging you!" he said, as he invited TD into his house. "Sit on the couch, I'll prepare some tea!"

"Alright!" TD said...

He looked everything around him, to entertain himself, untill Finbarr arrived with some tea cups.

"Here you go! Hope it's not too hot for you!" he said.

"Don't worry, I'll be fine!" TD said.

"So, can you tell me who are those you mentioned earlier?" Finbarr asked

"Well, there are murderers that have terrorized several people, like monsters, humans, bugs, and even toys!

"Wow, they seem terrible" Finbarr said.

"Yeah... Hey... Dont you feel... tired..." TD said.

"Not really" said Finbarr ...

TD then fell asleep. It seems like Finbarr put something that put TD to sleep

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