Goat Puppet Ü

Created By CoolMemer and Hewkii and Devonte.

Does anyone remember Baby Einstein. It was a series of educational videos made for babies, The videos consisted of puppets and classical music. The last video was released in 2009 but there was another video in the works in 2013 when Disney sold the rights to Baby Einstein to another company.

I found out about this episode from a yard sale. At that yard sale I saw a bin of DVD's, I shoved my hand in there and I pulled out a Baby Einstein DVD. It was called Baby Ü and the cover had a picture of the blue goat puppet with a knife in his hands.

What the fuck was this? I don't remember an episode called Baby Ü. Anyways I bought the DVD and went home.

I got some popcorn and watched the DVD. The DVD started of with the Baby Einstein logo with the caterpillar but he looked disgusting and shitty rap music was playing in the background. The caterpillar looked like Barry Mo-Fuckin’ B Benson on crack, He looked at the screen menacingly and yelled "LESS GO!" and the logo read “DaBaby Einstein”.

The DVD menu had a picture of the Goat Puppet and the options were Play, Scene Select, Settings and Ü. I pressed play and the episode started off on a bunch of plush chickens walking across the screen to calm classical music until the Blue Goat Puppet appears dressed up as Colonel Sanders starts rapping about KFC's new chicken sandwich.

(W.I.P)