Nicktoons Unite: Worst Edition

Nicktoons Unite: Worst Edition.

If you are an OG Nicktoons fan you might have played or heard about Nicktoons Unite.

You see, every weekend I used to play Nicktoons Unite with Johnny, a buddy of mine who, come to think of it, I hadn't talked to in years before.....the incident.

I know what you're thinking. The incident? What incident? What am I referring to?

Johnny and I went to the same high school together, and we both attended the same awkward class reunion years later. We had a couple drinks and I asked him if he remembered playing Nicktoons Unite him if he wanted to play again some time.....and he actually said yes.

I had a Playstation 2 with a disc I bought on eBay for 5$.

I put the disc on the console, and the game started to boot up, but the screen went black.

"Aw, man." Johnny said. "You actually had me excited about playing this again."

"Wait, dude, look. It's coming back." I said, pointing at the screen.

The game started loading back up again, but something definitely got fucked up when a fucking red screen appeared. The Nicktoons Unite logo was normal expect the splat was red.

Johnny started laughing. "The fuck is this?" he asked. "Did they update the game or something?"

The game only got....stranger from there. The game opened with the SpongeBob SquarePants cutsence. When Spongebob said "Good morning Gary!" the screen showed some static, like it was a recording. Turns out the villains were watching him in Crocker's Fortress through a camera.

They were disscusing their evil plan when an alarm started blasting as a voice on some speakers said "AN ANOMALY HAS BREACHED INTO THE FORTRESS".

"What? How this could happen? This fortress is supposed to be secret!" Finbarr Calamitous said.

"Don't worry, I had made a machine to fight intruders!" Denzel Crocker said, trying to calm the group.

"Dont you mean "we"?" Plakton asked, a bit angry.

"It doesn't matter who made what, just send whatever you have!" Vlad Plasmius said.

Crocker then pressed a button, making a floor tile open like a trapdoor, and a robot version of Timmy Turner emerged from it.

"TAKE DOWN THE THREAT!" ordered Crocker.

"Yes, my master" Robo-Timmy said.

Then the screen changed to Robo-Timmy looking through the place when he turned around and saw Timmy Turmer.

What the fuck? Timmy wasn't supposed to be here now! Was this a glitch? Also this cutscene wasn't in the original game!

"Get ready, because I'm gonna kick your robotic ass!" said Timmy.

Then a boss fight started, except I was taking control of Robo-Timmy. His attacks were somewhat similar to Timmy's. Speaking of which, Timmy was the fucking boss.

It was really hard but I managed to defeat him.

Then a cutscene played. Timmy started laughing and floating as his voice stated changing, and then a poof effect appeared around him.

I shit you not, Foop was actually Timmy in disguise.

WHAAAAT?! The anti-fairies never appeared on the original game! Foop didn't even exist when this game was released! Not even Poof, because Foop is Poof's... you know...

"I would go on a tangent about my goals but I don't have enough time" Foop said, as he summoned a dragon, which began destroying the lair.

Robo-Timmy tried to stop the dragon, but it was useless. Then he decided to sacrifice himself by self-destructing himself, killing the dragon in the process.

The game suddenly changed to some incredibly low-res real-life video of the fuckin' GODDAMN ROCKO FROM FUCKING ROCKO’S MODERN LIFE mixing mermalade and marijuana in a fucking blender while saying "GORDOM RAMSEY WOULD BE PROUD!!" over and over again.

This was weird, not only because the scene at all, but because Rocko was never playable in the game, nor made an apperance. How even was he in this atrocious game?

The game changed to Spongebob in Jimmy's lab. He was in a bathroom, which was weird,