The Lost The Ant Bully Sequel.

(WARNING: The Lots of Copy and pasting story.)

The Parody of The Lost Shrek Film.

A lot of people loved or hated The Ant Bully. Why? because it featured the comedic riffage of Zach Tyler Eisen and up and coming celebrity Paul Giamatti. What a lot of people don’t know is that The Ant Bully was originally planned have a sequel but DNA Productions got bankrupt due of failure this movie. The film’s production took a strange turn after Jimmy Neutron FOP Crossover 2 was released with actor Zach Eisen’ reportedly claiming that if he had to voice the human-like Ant again he’d quote “fucking kill himself”. The arduous process of making the masterful dna films has led to a huge cult online following of people who DEMAND a TAB 2. I work for Reel FX in 2006 (Where DNA got bankruptcy), I was a doll grip on both DNA and Reel FX films. One day I heard actor John A. Davis discussing his part in the The Ant Bully 2 feature when the production manager immediately told him to leave angrily, and never to mention The Ant Bully 2 again.

Well, I managed to slip into office one night when everyone else was asleep under the guise that I’d forgotten my prized a normal mug. Little did I know that I was about to discover something that would completely destroy the DNA Productions mythology and possibly explain the end of the world theories related to The Ant Bully that are swimming around the internet.

The DVD had “The Ant Bully Two” written in shitty comic sans in marker with a picture of Lucas in a permanent frown. Lucas looked really disappointed. He was staring at his feet and he had dark circles with blood under his eyes and he took a shit on the floor. The DVD itself was a CD-RW with an raspberry but rotten with a smiley face on it that said “For Paul Claerhout :D” With one of those “D” mouthed smiley faces. I think Paul Claerhout was one of the higher ups at reel FX, if not the CFO. I knew I was risking the job, but I stole the DVD and replaced it with a Spongebob Squarepants DVD, expecting to get some heat from my boss in the morning. I smashed the security camera on the way out and went home.

It turns out that this disc was a promotional blu-ray for a straight to DVD sequel of The Ant Bully. I put the tape on. The opening logo was…bizarre. the DNA Productions appear but Paul wasn't here just like in 2005 where guy say "Paul?" But the weird thing is camera point in to PAUL THE 3 EYED MONKEY FUCKING CORPSE!

Then Reel FX logo appeared.

Then the movie started.

And then it's was really disturbing. It looked like a bunch of ants were got stomped and hanging from some grass, and there was just the sound of someone screaming “OH FUCK!” over and over again. The next part was really fucked up,.

We see the house that Lucas lives in, but it seems assembled more like hell. Lucas Nickle looks really nervous and his eyes look more glossy and realistic. No it's wasn't black eyes or shitty crying blood eyes, and a devil horn, red pupils.

I am guessing this wasn’t finished, but Lucas looked a lot cheaper. and he look depressed it's look like realistic. The backdrops were really grainy and there were what looked like human hands sticking up from the ground, but the weird thing is someone green screen it, and Reel FX was forgot to animated the hands. “Time to water the hands!” Lucas says. He walks outside and takes a piss on some hands. It was disturbing, I didn’t want to watch Lucas pissing on hands. You even saw his ant penis as he SUCK his piss cock?

Ok what the fuck I just saw?

This sequel was nothing like this DNA prequel! It's more like a Parody movie and made a child porn.

I distinctly could tell it was Zach Eisen, actor who portrayed Lucas, doing the voices .What was the most disturbing, however, was that his voice sounded a lot raspier and sad. He sounded like he was playing a sad old Irish man with cancer. He walks over to the zoc, who is not voiced by the actor that originally portrayed him. Instead, it sounds like an angry german/russian/Hungarian man.

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