Another Lost Blossom Blows a Raspberry Trailer

It has been four weeks and I cannot stop laughing. I was entertained myself. I need to shut up already, don't you think?

I was in the markets with my mum on a Saturday morning. There was nothing that I was entertained by (aside from eating a sausage on bread). I was getting bored already and wanted something fun to happen. I looked in the DVD court for a DVD I might add to my collection. My eyes were laid on a Powerpuff Girls-Total Drama DVD. It featured Blossom from the former show and Courtney from the latter show side-by-side. I thought back to my experience with the first time I encountered a week before. The DVD was $8.00 and I paid for it.

Once I got home, I opened up the DVD and put the disc into my portable DVD player.

Before I was about to watch, my mum came into my room and informed that she will be seeing her friend for a visit.

As soon as she left, the DVD started. There was no warning, it just faded to a shot of the "BBAR" logo in a light-blue background. It was decorated with posters of the original Total Drama cast from the first three seasons, even a collage of every single episode of "Island", "Action" and "World Tour" in order.

After ten seconds, Courtney from Total Drama came walking into the shot. She turned around and stared at the logo before walking up to it.

As soon as she walked behind the logo, she found a bright pink hallway. She looked around before hearing a raspberry sound echo through the hall.

"Hello?" Courtney asked.

She looked around before noticing Blossom in the hall, 50 inches away from her.

"Are... are you the little girl who tagged her blonde sister in a game of tag?" Courtney asked.

"Yes, yes. I am. It's me, the B-Girl." Blossom answered.

Blossom then slowly began to stick her tongue out and Courtney began to get confused by what she is doing.

At that moment, it began to show a montage of flashbacks:


 * 1) Blossom floating towards Justin with a blender, sticking out her tongue. The scene cut off right before the blender made contact with his face.
 * 2) Blossom standing in a pink background, looking at the camera for ten seconds. She then disappeared. After five seconds, Blossom's face appeared again; her eyes were closed, her tongue was ticking out and there was a fruit-raspberry on her forehead with the same raspberry sound from the first trailer.
 * 3) Blossom licking Alejandro's hair before scooping it off with an ice cream scooper and eating it. His hair was considered chocolate. "Mmm! Chocolate!" Blossom giggled.
 * 4) Heather being chased by Blossom, who was holding a smoothie glass, blowing raspberries in a maniacal manner.
 * 5) Blossom dragging a crate of raspberries into the Anti-Courtney room.

The flashbacks ended. I roared with laughter watching those scenes.

"Hey, Courtney... you better run..." Blossom teased in a sing-song voice.

After a little while, Blossom stuck her tongue entirely out and blasted right towards Courtney.

Courtney screamed like Homer Simpson and her eyes sprung out in cartoon fashion, before running away like Road Runner from the Looney Tunes shorts.

I began to burst out with laughter very loudly. I was already in for a treat (no pun intended). I began to shed thousands of tears from my face (don't worry, not tears of sadness, tears of joy).

Courtney ran for her life, as Blossom can be heard blowing raspberries.

Courtney was still running like Road Runner and screaming like Homer Simpson, before she lost balance and tripped over on concrete, breaking her clavicle in process.

"OWIE! Courtney's got a boo-boo!" Courtney said, before crying in pain.

Just then, Blossom began to blow more raspberries from the distance. Courtney got back up, still limping, but began to run like Road Runner again.

Courtney then ran through the woods of Camp Wawanakwa. She found a cabin that she could hide in. She tried to open the door with her working arm, but itwas locked.

"No, no! The door's locked!" Courtney exclaimed, beginning to panic.

Courtney looked through the woods to see if Blossom was still chasing her. It cut to a shot of the BBAR logo in the distance. Blossom's raspberry sounds can still be heard, but stopped after four seconds. Blossom appeared from under the tree. She slowly floated towards the camera, blowing a much longer raspberry and Courtney can be heard screaming like Homer Simpson, but not seen.

Blossom then summoned a Ben and Jerry's raspberry ice cream pint. She opened up the lid, and Courtney began to scream like a banshee and melt into, you guessed it, raspberry ice cream. Not only did I laugh at the way Courtney screamed, but her facial expression really sold it.

After she melted, it cut to black. After six seconds, it showed a scene of Courtney's face slapped on a Ben and Jerry's ice cream pint, but in the shade of red to represent the raspberry fruit.

It zoomed out to a full view of the BBAR logo in a light-blue background and the same raspberry deep note played, but with raspberries from Total Drama characters and the other Powerpuff Girls characters who blew raspberries.

I fell off my bed to laugh really hard. The neighbors would probably be scared that a witch had raided my house hearing that psychotic laughter.

After the deep note ended, Blossom slowly landed into the shot.

She said, "Hello, ladies and germs. I am back. The B-Girl is back to make your dreams come true. I just got rid of the rich bitch for you. If you always hated Courtney after what she did to Gwen, then this is what you wanted. Sayonara. And remember; Tag. You're it."

Blossom tagged the camera as if she were tagging it and slowly ascended into the air and blew a raspberry while Buttercup observed in the background.

The screen cut to a pink background with text saying "I Wanna Be Famous". Blossom can be heard blowing a raspberry as that screen was displayed.

The DVD ended. I looked around my room and grinned sheepishly. I decided to text one of my Instagram followers named J.P, who is a Powerpuff Girls fan about the trailers.

I sent a text that read, "Hey, I found two DVDs. I'll upload them to YouTube."

She sent a reply saying "OK".

I uploaded the first and second trailers to YouTube for everyone to enjoy. I got over five million views, two thousand likes and 400 comments on each of them.

J.P texted me back saying that she laughed her ass off watching them. I told her I laughed mine off, too. Like older brother-figure like younger sister-figure.

Seems like Tom McGillis and Craig McCracken teamed up to make a PPG and TDI crossover parody as a gift for Courtney haters.

Find a DVD with Blossom sticking out her tongue or next to Courtney from the Total Drama series. You'll be in for a laugh.