Tex and Zurg 3: Monster House

Disclamer: This is a parody of Lost THX Tex Trailer: The Banned Monster House Trailer and Despicable Me: The Despicable Destiny Of Gru.

Everyone's got that one movie called monster house, right? You know what I mean. That one favorite film you watch every now and then over and over again? That one that never gets old no matter how many times you've seen it?

Everybody has a favorite.

Everyone except me.

I've seen a lot of movies. I've got subscriptions to just about every movie service you can think of. That's how much I've wanted to find a film that really means something to me. I know how stupid it sounds, but I used to watch my friend favorite movies with him a lot growing up, and he would tell me that one day I'd have a favorite movie of my own to show my own family when I was older. I guess I just really wanted that.

I'm still looking. I haven't found that perfect movie, not yet.

But, in my search for the perfect trailer, I did manage to find....something else.

That's what I'm here to tell you about.

I've looked a lot on the internet about what it could be. Some people use the term "lost thx trailer", but that just sounds like an urban legend, and the trailer I saw....was definitely real.

I was in an Australian chain-restaurant called Burger Urge. My meal was a double cheeseburger with no pickles, chicken tenders and a cookies-and-cream milkshake with shit on it.

When I was about to go home, I found a box labelled as “Open if you dare bitch!”. I was fucking baffled at first. I called out to the entire street asking if anybody had left or dropped the box, but I didn’t get an answer.

I picked up the box and went home with it to open it up.

Once I got home, I got a pair of scissors to open the box. When I opened up the box, it was a Monster House DVD, but it was THX-Certified.

The cover consisted of Tex and zurg stand in monster house with Bill Cipher from Gravity Fucking Falls and of course...Werewolf Joey.exe from Gloriabonfim2019.

What the fuck?

Why does Bill Mo-Fuckin corn chip cipher was in this DVD cover? It's look like pooh adventures made it.

And Also Werewolf fucking joey.exe? He created by gloriabonfim!

Anyways, I drove to The Store.

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