Monsters, Inc. Parody - Opening Scene (Deleted Version) but It's The Swearing Version

Note:
"This sillypasta has the swearing version of "Monsters, Inc. Parody - Opening Scene (Deleted Version)", that AidanYeckley11 made it. This is based on Monsters, Inc. - Opening Scene (Deleted Version) but It's The Swearing Version. If you watch under 18 or older. Viewer discretion is advised."

Story:
Monsters, Inc. Parody was one of Quest Phillips Phillips' best works yet. It had a neat concept and some charming moments. I loved the fucking entire project when I was a kid, but I will always have a soft spot for it.

But that’s not what I am talking about, there is something that will be stuck in my head for years now.

It was November 2, 2032. A year before Monsters, Inc.'s 32th anniversary. I was viewing the projects from Quest Phillips Phillips. Not long after, I got a mail notification from YouTube.

I opened up the email and it said:

“Hello, YouTube and TheRealDevonte fan from United States, we would like to show you an unreleased draft of the beginning of “Monsters, Inc. Parody” but this swearing version is not made for kids, adults only, as we would rather not release it to the public. The person who made it was the same person who made the deleted draft of Woody’s Nightmare from “The Fucking Toy Story 2”, only he impersonated a random man. After you watch it, please do not screen it anywhere. Watch at your own risk.”

I was confused, but surprised. I just got another email from Pixar. The first time I got one from them was when I was given a deleted draft of Woody’s Nightmare from “The Fucking Toy Story 2”.

I downloaded the goddamn file, and it was finally saved onto my fucking laptop.

Its file name was “monstersincparodyopeningscenebetaswearingversion.mov”.

“The swearing version of an alternate draft of the beginning of Monsters, Inc. Parody, what the fuck?” I thought to myself.

I opened up the file. But before it played, it had a warning.

“WARNING: This following swearing, deleted, later changed, footage of "Monsters, Inc. Parody" you are about to see is not for kids. Adult only can watch the swear words from the project. Viewer discretion is advised.”

I got anxious after reading it. Here goes the freakiness again.

The footage started with a shot of a shelf in a child’s bedroom with toys placed on. We heard the usual dialogue as heard in the final film.

“Good night, sweetheart.” Said Vanessa Bloome's voice.

“Night, Van.” Said a Luca's voice.

“Sleep tight, kid.” Said Quest Phillips Phillips’ voice.

"Night, QPP." Luca's voice said.

The light then switched off. It then panned down to Luca sleeping in bed.

Things were normal, but when the door creaked open, there was a silent growl coming from the closet. Luca looked around his room to see where the growling was coming from, and he saw a arm leaning on the door.

However, something wasn’t right. The arm was holding a hatchet.

Luca gasped and shut his eyes, bracing for a scare, but when he looked again, the arm was only his purple jumper sleeve.

Luca then went back to sleep. Then a shadow flew over him. As that happened, the room then glowed dark-red.

“What the fuck is happening?” I said to myself. This was why this was changed.

When it panned under the bed. The blue glowing eyes opened, but there was blood pouring out of them.

It then cut to a shot of Luca sleeping.

At that moment, Aidan Yeckley, one of the boys in the fucking entire project, emerged from behind. And, oh god, he looked berserk; he was all blood stained, he was holding cleavers in both hands, and he was grinning with blood stains on his teeth.

Luca then turned around to see Aidan, and he let out a fucking loud, piercing and blood-curdling scream.

The fucking scream was so loud I covered my ears. The fucking scream lasted for five seconds until he stopped.

As I went to play the video file again, I noticed blood on my palms.

“Oh, Fuck…” I croaked. Luca fucking screaming made my ears bleed even if I still covered them.

Aidan then tried to attack the boy with a cleaver, but Luca jumped out of bed.

“I’m gonna get ya, Paggy!” Aidan yelled.

Luca then opened up the door to get Quest Phillips Phillips and Vanessa Bloome.

“Help! There’s a boy in my fucking room!”

However, a familiar figure landed in front of him.

It was no other than… Tex. The THX Mascot.

"Tex from THX?" I said to myself. "What is he doing in that project?"

“Hey, Sparky. Quest Phillips Phillips and Vanessa Bloome aren’t here to save you.” Tex then chuckled sinisterly.

Luca was getting even more scared.

“Why did you do to them?” Luca asked in fear.

“Don’t worry, I’ve put them in a safe place. Now, it’s playtime with Sexy Texy!” Tex said.

Tex then grabbed out a chainsaw from the back of his belt.

“Hey, Aidan Yeckley, head’s up!” Tex then threw the chainsaw to Aidan, and the latter caught it.

“Thanks, Tex.” Aidan remarked. He started up the chainsaw to kill the boy with.

Luca screamed and ran through his house.

He ran past many obstacles that were in his way, as Aidan cut through everything, laughing maniacally, while Tex flew around.

Luca bung on the door, but they didn’t open. Instead, he tried to find a place to hide.

Luca searched for a place to hide until he found the fucking kitchen pantry. He then ran into it and closed the door.

“Oh, Sparky, where the fuck are you?” Tex cooed.

“We’re not gonna kill you, we’re only gonna hurt you… really bad.” Aidan added.

Luca then sneezed in the fucking pantry, accidentally alerting the two serial killers.

Aidan then opened up the fucking pantry and found Luca.

Luca fucking screamed in a blood-curdling tone again, but the scream wasn’t loud this time.

Luca tried to run out of the house, but Tex flew into him and grabbed him by the arms. The two were high up into the sky, as the height of a cruise ship.

Tex then flew into the window, crashing into the bed.

“Hey, Aidan, I’ve got the kid. I’ll hold him down and you do your job.”

Aidan then ran into the room and started up the chainsaw again. “Awww, yeah! This is where the playtime fucking started!” Aidan said, before killing Luca.

Luca screamed in panic, “No! Please don’t kill me! I’m just a young boy! Don't do that! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”.

Aidan then prepared to swing the chainsaw down on Luca’s chest, but his nose started to feel tickly. At that moment, he sneezed on Luca. The mucus on Luca was very toxic it started absorbing into him.

Luca let out a fucking third blood-curdling scream, but it was louder than the fucking first one.

I covered my ears again, but they bled again.

The scream lasted for four seconds, shorter than the first scream.

When the scream stopped, I received a headache. I then went outside of the house to rest my head for five minutes and cleaned the blood out of my ears with a tissue.

When time was up, I went to watch the rest of the video.

Aidan and Tex laughed maniacally, as the boy's skin was being irritated. Luca then started to feel nauseous he started to get rashes and his eyes then disintegrate and he finally collapsed. The laughing stopped as soon as he finally died.

“Holy Shit…” I muttered.

It showed an uncomfortably close-up shot of the boy’s face zooming in. He was missing his eyes, there was a scar on the right side of his head and his ear drums were faintly bleeding.

As it zoomed into his face, there was a group of people’s screams fading in. I expected for something else to happen.

However, it snapped back to reality where Aidan has made a huge mess in the Room. The bed was knocked over, many objects in the room were moved around and damaged, and Luca was pulled out of the bed.

Aidan then smiled sheepishly, as the wall pulled up.

Daniela Paguro, was disappointed in Aidan for making a mess.

“Aidan, you’re fired. I’m sorry, but the fucking truth hurts.”

Aidan groaned in despair.

The video then ended.

After seeing Luca's corpse, I started to have an upset stomach, I ran to the goddamn bathroom and threw up straight into the toilet.

After I threw up, I went to delete the file on my laptop, since it didn’t want it screened in public.

That night, I started to have nightmares. I had a nightmare of Aidan and Tex fucking killing me, and another about Luca Paguro screaming in my fucking face.

I hadn’t watched another parody film after that day. Every night I sleep in bed, I get that feeling somebody is watching me… from my wardrobe…